January 2010
3 posts
“Oh, is paraphrasing the new office term for making shit up.”
“Who took the last paper bowl?! It’s kind of hard to eat cereal from a...”
“They are a pack of ravenous hyenas who play minesweeper.”
October 2009
4 posts
“I still think you’re lame but I can at least be friends w/ you on...”
“I lost all respect for that guy when I heard his wife made him abuse the free...”
“It’s an open door policy sort of place, and we all tend to use...”
Share with us.
If you would like to submit a post for this blog, please follow the 4 steps below.
1. send an email to jobfodder@gmail.com
2. include the quote. no need to preface it. attach a photo from your office w/o faces to protect the identity of others.
3. tell us where you work (city, state, country, etc.)
4. see your post the following work week.
September 2009
13 posts
6 tags
“The only way these folks can convince me to be Kanye for Halloween at the office...”
1 tag
“I really don’t like racism… really.”
3 tags
“I only roll once.”
2 tags
“I almost bought a thong for my daughter that reads: Mind the gap!”
3 tags
“I hate running into the building security lady—once she caught me sleeping in my...”
1 tag
“I used to hate chicken pot pie growing up. It was always perceived as an...”
5 tags
“It [Kanye’s ego] just ruined the whole feel. OMG it was so horrible.”
4 tags
“He [Kanye] doesn’t have any respect for the VMA process”
2 tags
“The black guy on my committee told me I looked like Chaka Khan’s daughter....”
“Don’t go to that dinner party, they’ll make you take off your shoes,...”
“If I get laid off, I’m growing a fucking mohawk.”
“I hate stats but this is actually worth looking at….”
1 tag
“Interns always mess things up. It’s what they do, which is why we...”