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Jan 16, 2010
Oh, is paraphrasing the new office term for making shit up.
Jan 7, 2010
Who took the last paper bowl?! It’s kind of hard to eat cereal from a plate!
Jan 6, 2010
They are a pack of ravenous hyenas who play minesweeper.
Oct 13, 2009
I still think you’re lame but I can at least be friends w/ you on Facebook.
Oct 12, 2009
I lost all respect for that guy when I heard his wife made him abuse the free lunch program before he could buy an iPod.
Oct 9, 2009
It’s an open door policy sort of place, and we all tend to use speakerphone as a default. My secretary curses like a sailor.
Oct 9, 2009
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Sep 30, 2009
The only way these folks can convince me to be Kanye for Halloween at the office is if they pay for two haircuts: the first cut to make my scalp look like a Keith Haring and the second cut to shave my head bald.
Sep 23, 2009
I really don’t like racism… really.
Sep 21, 2009
I only roll once.
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